Saint Valentine the Martyr.

So this dude was marrying christians and the Roman emperor was against that shit and he had the priest arrested. He kind of liked the friar because he knew some funny jokes and could do some awesome card tricks. But then Father Valentine started in on Emperor Claudius to become a catholic. Well Claudius was having none of that so he had Valentine beaten and stoned and then beheaded. His heart was ripped from his body and put on a spike.
Through the years things have gotten lost in translation and now we are stuck with this jacked up holiday where we buy overpriced flowers and jewelery. I propose we go back to the roots and get some good ol' fashioned stonings and beatings going again. Should go over well. I want to see the hallmark card!

A new Year and a new life?

Bowie said something about ch-ch-ch-changes. Change frighten the heck out of people me included. I have deluded myself that I could avoid change but that is just nonsense. Change is thrusted upon us whether we want it or not. So time to grab thee horns jump on it's back and ride that bull into the new year. Yee haaaawwwwww!!!!

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You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)

Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 100% Alliance 60% Wash (Ship Pilot) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 40% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 30% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 20% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 20% River (Stowaway) 10% Inara Serra (Companion) 0%

Although you can be a good fighter and good at protecting others you are not very bright sometimes.

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It has been a long time and there is a sea change of sorts going on. Some might say about fucking time.

It is a first

Mindless I know but something about sitting, staring off into space and popping bubble wrap is soothing.